Andy Samberg is my love. The way he makes you want to laugh at everything that pop society throws at us... is he single?!?! As for my first blog... It will be a gushing report on how much I love this man... The nose, the musical talent... I first fell in love with him when he threw everything on the ground. Wait, no. That's not true. I almost want him to punch me in the face before I eat a mozzarella stick. Almost. I might love mozzarella sticks more than A.S. Andy, you have reinvented SNL and made things I think are submental funny again. Thank you, dear boy, for being cute AND funny. See you at my birthday P A R T Yyyy?? because I wanna!!! Stick to digital shorts, lover boyyy, and that's that.
Other than that, WHYYYY on earth would Tiger cheat on this woman?!?! Is he really THAT daring? He is exactly THAT daring... What, the PGA got boring? Coulda told you that, papa bear! Instead, pick up a hobby like swimming, sailing, or even doing the Macarena in night clubs without it ending in promiscuous sex. OR - get this - you could have fun at the club and then go home and get freaky with your WIFE... tiger tiger, http://www.tigertiger.co.za/site/default.asp, should change its name because of the disgrace you have brought to this majestic animal.
As for your sciencey note of the day - are we genetically programmed to fight and kill?!? Despite years of thinking otherwise... NO!!! if you want to kill someone... kill them with KINDNESS says my mother and the NYTimes. Biologists (awesome) have said that humans are innately willing to help. I noted this 17 times this week while people gave complete strangers money on the 6 or L train. It was awkward, I blushed. People are GOOD!!! (sMiLe)
Die While Smiling!! :) :] :D :1
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