Who even knew?!?!

...Sour Cream and Onion Ritz BAKED crackers dipped in humus would be so good?? Sitting here with Katie enjoying some delicious snacks...

Still jamming to my Gaga - this woman's a genius!!! When planning a night out, get your groove on with this miracle on the keyboard!!! Tomorrow night is New Year's Eve... what's everyone doing? I'm going to Brooklyn Bowl to see Q Tip throw up a sick DJ show. Can't wait. Check your coat at the door type of fun!!! What should I wear?

Ever been to the dentist?? That shit suuuuuuccckkkkssss.... I'll tell you about it later when I've actually gotten over the trauma! xoxo

Happy Birthday to the Ground

The system is always trying to get us down...

so, to get past the system, I've developed these 10 coping skills:

1. sMiLe
2. Pretend you own something that you don't (i.e. a boat, beach house, golf course)
3. Doodle happy faces everywhere you can.
4. Decide what you're going to this weekend.
5. Call a friend, see if they want to get drinks later.
6. Do whatever it is you need to do for tomorrow.
7. Smile because you accomplished something.
8. Help someone
9. Make photocopies (more relaxing than you think)
10. Google "silly polar bears"

:)

What exactly do I mean?

Andy Samberg is my love. The way he makes you want to laugh at everything that pop society throws at us... is he single?!?! As for my first blog... It will be a gushing report on how much I love this man... The nose, the musical talent... I first fell in love with him when he threw everything on the ground. Wait, no. That's not true. I almost want him to punch me in the face before I eat a mozzarella stick. Almost. I might love mozzarella sticks more than A.S. Andy, you have reinvented SNL and made things I think are submental funny again. Thank you, dear boy, for being cute AND funny. See you at my birthday P A R T Yyyy?? because I wanna!!! Stick to digital shorts, lover boyyy, and that's that.

Other than that, WHYYYY on earth would Tiger cheat on this woman?!?! Is he really THAT daring? He is exactly THAT daring... What, the PGA got boring? Coulda told you that, papa bear! Instead, pick up a hobby like swimming, sailing, or even doing the Macarena in night clubs without it ending in promiscuous sex. OR - get this - you could have fun at the club and then go home and get freaky with your WIFE... tiger tiger, http://www.tigertiger.co.za/site/default.asp, should change its name because of the disgrace you have brought to this majestic animal.

As for your sciencey note of the day - are we genetically programmed to fight and kill?!? Despite years of thinking otherwise... NO!!! if you want to kill someone... kill them with KINDNESS says my mother and the NYTimes. Biologists (awesome) have said that humans are innately willing to help. I noted this 17 times this week while people gave complete strangers money on the 6 or L train. It was awkward, I blushed. People are GOOD!!! (sMiLe)


Die While Smiling!! :) :] :D :1